Know the truth after reading jokes

 1, the architect
a wife to call the architect, said that whenever a train passed, her bed would shake.
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architects arrived, his wife suggested that he lay in bed, feel the feeling of the train passing by.
architect just lie down and go to bed, the husband of his wife to come back. He Seeing the situation, he snapped He Wen: Really, it sounds very fake; some of his words are false, but is no doubt.
2, lure
English gentleman and the French woman with a box by a woman to lure the British, she was strip lying after complaining about the body under the cold. Mr. own quilt to her, she kept saying the cold.
a child my mother always used his body to me warm. > benevolent style of the man is a good man, understand the man is a good style man.
3, spoon
Mike walked into the restaurant, ordered a soup, the waiter immediately to his client.
waiter just walked away, Mike would yell out: . a mistake.
4, wearing the wrong
dining room, the one exception humble people timidly touched another customer, that person is wearing a coat.
El President? wearing his coat.
5, call back to London
a Scotsman, like the way to visit an old friend, but forgot his address, then sent a telegram to my father: Report 1
speed the day, he received an urgent call back: The.
6, sad story
three people to New York vacation. they are a 45 floor high-rise hotel provides a suite.
night, the building elevator failure, the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the hall.
They conferred and decided on foot back to the room, and decided to take turns telling jokes, singing and storytelling in order to reduce the fatigue CASTLE.
told jokes, sang songs, and finally climbed to the 34th floor, We all feel exhausted.
forgotten in the hall of the. surprise, and quickly removed all the books, all put the book writer. writer came to the bookstore, the heart is very happy, asked: . is an insult to him.
8, to help
at the post office lobby, a woman went to a middle-aged him, and politely said: ?
If the help was not perfect, not as hh
9, see this article, read this one
Zhang who was about to click the back to be his wife caught! Ah see you is not posted back, not tonight bed to sleep.
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