Cold weather, to see joke

 More to the end of the more busy, than look good under the easy joke, relax is a very important thing!
1: A man was fishing and caught a squid only.
Squid ask him: Do you let me go, Do not eat ah I baked.
man said: Yes, I ask you some questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
then this person the squid to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure , asked the examiner:
blood, became red beans; has pus, and become a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see that his new hair, smiled and said: Xiao-Ming, your head like a kite Oh-type! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. crying and crying and he would fly up ~ hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked cried hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Penguin asked my father, popcorn: you see the corn up our house?
popcorn: my dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiaoming Q Xiao Hua: ; the piano. paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
12: One day a mother the car h
way her mother did not know the way to sit down a h.
ass mother said with a stick to hit the driver: Which?
Driver: This is my ass h..
13: an egg to tea tea, the results it became boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg-free home can be attributed to the results it becomes a wild eggs; an egg, careful not to fall on the road, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg went to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg went to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is a Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg ; an egg is male, his wife and the other eggs out adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator : an example! eagle tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed a tree, there was the owl h h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to hit the jackpot on the the radius of 50 miles to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su! I hit the jackpot on the package if the one living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: He cold Yeah.
A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering.
A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather is hot, put Mr. Banana clothes off, and after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, that : a long time. He said: tired ah, I think I have softened the whole person hhh.
21: This diver is very difficult moves, he did a forward somersault twist three weeks then three weeks Half a month then backflip.
22: MM University of lost looking for. met a gentle professor.
MM: Excuse me, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, we can college.
23: Secretary and Chief of carpool elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office chief, Secretary conference: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use?
24: Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: .. No bathing, washing promised cold weather can be ah ~ ~ ~ (giant conceal joke)
27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars. < br> walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man goes to the sun to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy.
drunk over snatched the money back: Ganpian I!
!
two people have a great chance of bird flu mm1. ?
B: I'm Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit from the time will be a ~
C: to know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
AB: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke ! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into on the street flirting with ex-girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them a. played so politely approached say hello, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: , and there were new! Press the scroll bar thing, the above text passes very quickly.
even curious to ask: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
Line of Duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces .
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on ......< br> 34: Chemical Examination Question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B can be generated in the boiling water C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D all what?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D, of course is a rotten egg Rights!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst?
A: rubber.
because eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 heads What is a foot???
answer: 3 foot tall monster !!!!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, but only to stay The next line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
home from the desert ant, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
answer: saw his bike parked downstairs hh.
38: One day, police caught a female drug addicts, police saw the tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hand, he called the Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs .. h. A fast, said
addict looked up I saw that woman with the angry eyes
to the police that this is hate
Rights h.
40: One day, the United States and her boyfriend go for a drive,
car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden burst of wind her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
the United States behind him shouted:
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together?
gorilla replied: jumped from a tall building ...
turned into a .......< br> dead fat man ..
43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, and one day when crossing the road it was hit by a car about, shouting: One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but the door still may lock ah, so penguins and go home to lock the door. lock the door after the Penguins once again starting to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh knock on the door said: penguins come looking for you to play! you have a hundred small bread ah? bounce to the bakery, . On the third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, a!! , the result of what it becomes ! said: , a stewardess asked one little girl said: > 50: There was a polar bear and a penguin playing with the penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: themselves one by one to pull the hair down, turned to penguin said:
Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he ate what?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, hey? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
have only public deer run faster and faster,
went last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks.
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that: ; children, adopted after the completion of fruit, we are unified with the wash, washing can eat. Teacher: br> Mei: In the wash cloth, because I stepped on the stool. > Teacher: Xiao Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiaoming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long you Mimi In the back? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Small Description: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold
59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed wild I want the men to rub my chest shouted to a man!
next day the little boy out of the window out of date and from a woman who found a man lying,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike To bike!
60: Once upon a bird,
him every day through a corn field,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn field one day, there was a fire,
All the corn is turned into popcorn!!!
the bird in the past after ......< br> that snow to cold dead ...
61: that there is a polar bear, Because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find the sunglasses, so crawling around on the ground looking eyes closed, goes up and up Yeah, the dirty hands and feet to climb The to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I'm a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death?
no answer.
teacher asked: no one know?
At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy.
63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg ,
Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg,
another accident lost his primary and secondary out the other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
fact Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: one day, A, B, C three people go out, hang around for a long time to go on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to play B. < br> A and C saw one, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: three rabbit poo
pull the
first is second only long ball of the
the third is actually a triangle
ask it: I Yong Shounie the
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
buy instant noodles when
67: One day, Xiaoqiang asks his father: , next door to the dog suddenly ran out of bite him, he angrily picked up the bamboo fight it,
the dog's owner to see Xiaoming beat his dog, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of you ?
when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you and your dog while playing.
69: Bugs: flowers, do you do with my pencil?
flowers: no , I am useless.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I'm useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70 : ants after falling off from the Himalayas is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a horse! it fell into the sea Paozhaopaozhe.
Therefore, it becomes a > only one horse the other horse friends, fell into the sea in order to find the horse, the result fell into the river. Later, he became White Horse. it in order to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it is several successive sets the car to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
a result, it becomes ; zebra escape the fate of being eaten, all to be as into the After the joke could not help but say: Xiao Ming 20 million owed to underground banking, Little Grace implored him more days,
banks who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
the day after tomorrow, then hh, 4 in the chop only; the first 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also the people who
banks: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83: One day a man met God
God is good when suddenly going to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to do?
man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me 9 your fate!
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
day, that person idle boredom,
want to die a death anyway, and 9 to lay tracks Mania Well
on,
results of a train in the past,
the man was dead.
Why is this?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: a guy to hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! good news that it?
doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt in the woods a slip of the day not prey.
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
Hunter startled to hear, immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, actually talking horse! r
so hunters spot was scared to death
86: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A pick of the day side mirror mirror according to a talk about the importance; here good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?
88: A B tomatoes and tomato to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B and asked one.
turned on Tomato Tomato A B said: We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat
one day < br>
white cat fell into the water to save it up
white on black cat said something
`` Q: What does?